Dummies-
for Dummies
(no copyright infringement intended)
a representation of a human figure, as for displaying clothes in store windows.
Dummies are very dumb, as it is in their names. Dummies speak pig latin. They are dumb, as in stupid, and dumb, as in cannot speak. Dummies read the
For Dummies series, as well as the
Complete Idiot's guides series but cannot read them aloud. They are so stupid, they fail crash tests. There are many breeds of dummy, such as ventriloquist's, crash test, mannequin, and plain. Plain dummies (
AinPlay Ummy-Day) can be found in nearly every country in the world, and appear to be regular humans and are the only ones that can speak. Keep on the lookout for them because they are very dangerous (actually, the DUMB, the society of the Deep Underground Military Bunker, rates Plain dummies at a danger level of -99999999999999999, but who's counting?) and may be also
DANGEROUSLY STUPID!
Things that make me go hmm...-
Do other people feel awkward near headless manequins?
Do other people go hmm?
Do other people eat bread?
Do other people eat pie?
Do other people eat cheese?
Do other people eat dissectible frogs or cow eyes?
Do other people eat dog eye boogers?
Do other people eat their boogers? (Just kidding! I don't eat mine. Kids, don't try this at home.)
Does Cthulu eat his boogers?
Wouldn't that be really hard with his tentacles and stuff? Or would he use his tongue...?
Do other people read this?!!!!! (apparently not, if you see this)
/m/ (;,,,;) /m/
(Cthulu says rock on with his tentacles)
-Cat
